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Astrological Advice For Ladies Looking To Get Laid: April/May 2017

by BUST Magazine

 

Aries
Mar. 21 to Apr. 19
Venus goes direct on April 15 (the opposite of retrograde), while Mercury is in retrograde, meaning you could find yourself seeking solace in the arms of an old lover. Soon enough, you’ll flash those Aries horns and let your suitor know just who’s in charge. After May 10, Venus will make it rain with maximum pleasure at work and at play with your partners.

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Taurus
Apr. 20 to May 20
It’s all about quality over quantity these days, so don’t let that swiping finger go numb. If you notice your love life slowing down, it’s only because you need to focus on intimacy instead of adding more conquests. If you have a crush, take things to the next level when Venus goes direct on April 15. Your occasional hookup could also decide to take things more seriously.

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Gemini
May 21 to June 20
The spring is going to be a very sexy time for the twins of the zodiac. Venus sends your charm off the charts, attracting more suitors than you’ll know what to do with! Things get more serious when planets Saturn, Uranus, and Mars take over your ‘scope, making it time to trim the fat and get rid of the dudes or dudettes you’ve been toying with.

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Cancer
June 21 to July 22
April will test you with the temptation to indulge in mind games, so you may want to withhold sex from your partner or call things off entirely. Things brighten up once Venus swings back around on April 15, and you’ll be feeling more social, too. May 4th’s moon in Scorpio will get you back in the sack for some hot sex. Once the sun goes into Gemini on May 20, you’ll want to focus on self-care and communication.

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Leo
July 23 to Aug. 22
The planets are moving in your favor in April, so take charge; communicate with your partner and demand respect. Success in dating can be achieved with the right plan and knowing you can charm the pants off anyone you choose. Allow yourself to be spoiled. The sun in Gemini will have a major effect on communication devices, so avoid sexting and swipe responsibly.

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Virgo
Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
The moon in Pisces on April 21 is going to send your sex life into overdrive, with a lot of extra added adventure and experiments. The sun in Gemini will cause some serious push and pull between your sex life versus work or school; you will be overwhelmed and that can cause friction with your partner(s).

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Libra
Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
April’s Mercury retrograde means you might overbook yourself, but try to avoid exhaustion. The end of April will show potential for the tried and true lover to stick around—just don’t force things. In May, you’ll want to explore other options, but as long as you are open and clear, you’ll stay out of trouble. The sun in Gemini will open opportunities for a nice vacation away from unwanted drama.

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Scorpio
Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
Your social circle gets an upgrade April 20 when Mercury enters Aries. You’ll attract a better caliber of lover because you’ll be vibrating with sex, magic, and intellect. Pluto goes retrograde April 10, making you more vulnerable and open. In May, the sun enters Gemini and the pendulum will swing based on the types of thoughts you are manifesting. Look into sigil magic to amp up your goals.

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Sagittarius
Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
Venus enters your seventh house, the house of one-to-one relationships, on April 3, which means you’ll be able to express your needs and strengthen your connections. The sun in Gemini will have a strong effect and will help you clear the emotional garbage left behind by exes. A new hook-up could become serious; your actions will speak louder than words.

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Capricorn
Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
An emotional moon in Pisces wants you to focus on shielding yourself from negativity. Let your fingers do the walking and rediscover the art of self-love. This will help your energy flow next month when flirting with new partners. The sun in Gemini will affect the way you communicate, kicking off some massive personal growth.

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Aquarius
Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
You’ll be tempted to turn the tables on your lover in April and play a series of mind games, but avoid the drama, or at least set some ground rules. Things get physical once the sun enters Gemini, and if your lover passes your tests, you’ll be connecting on a deeper level with him/her.

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Pisces
Feb. 19 to Mar. 20
Retrogrades aside, Mercury is going to work for you in April, and you’ll be able to manifest lots of orgasms. Look into sex magic to make your dreams come true. When the sun enters Gemini, it will revamp your whole outlook on life and love. This new confidence will send out a bat signal to potential love matches. Your new boo may be right under your nose, or just across the room.

By Joanna Bond, Illustrated by Ada Buchholc 

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