Who likes shrinkage?

by callie watts


A Haiku about last nights local news:

Manhattan Mini Storage
I want you to hold my things
Pro-choice is what’s up

This billboard makes me want to buy more stuff, or move into an even smaller space, just so I can support the company. Also, check out their website. They have amazing partners doing amazing things like Publicolor; which takes at-risk kids off the streets and gets them into after-school art programs that focus on beautifying public space. Well played! Last night on the nightly news they asked peeps on the street what they thought about this controversial billboard. It seems all the anti-abortionists seem to think it’s some sort of unfunny joke. Well, next time I see one of your bloody baby signs in the subway maybes I should laugh at your attempt at an unfunny joke. The funny joke would be me with child.

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