A Valentine’s Day Playlist For Your Murderous Heart

by Courtney Bissonette

Hit play and let us take you on a journey.


Picture it: You’re driving an old convertible.


Thinking about the last person who asked you if you have a Valentine. 

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And what you did to them. 

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And that adrenaline rush that turned you into a whole new person.

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And how empowered you feel.

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And then realization sets in.


So you start coming up with stories.

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But inside you’re like..

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And you might not be able to conceal your excitement, so play it cool. 

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You don’t know anything. 

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Your mind has suddenly gone blank. 

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Just flash that smile that fools everyone.

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And you’ll walk free. 

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Soon you’re home safe so you can relax and spend Valentine’s Day how you want to.  

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

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 Published February 11, 2016

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