Jordan Firstman’s character sketches are funny because, while absurd, they also ring true. Last April, shortly after the COVID shutdown began, the L.A.-based writer/actor/comedian started posting hilarious little vignettes on Instagram @jtfirstman (alongside the occasional extremely gay, extremely sexy thirst trap), and a follower base 690K-strong-and-growing sprang up in response. His brief, low-key “impressions” range from timely (banana bread’s publicist) to timeless (his “straight man” impression is just a supercut of him saying “whut,” while dead-eyed and slack-jawed) to existential (the coder responsible for the 2020 simulation). And even though he was doing impressions of Seinfeld’s Kramer for his family as a four-year-old growing up in Long Island, NY, being labeled a “comedian” is a totally new experience for the now 29-year-old. “I fought against [being funny] for so long ’cause I wanted to be taken seriously. I was like, I have so much to say, I want to talk about the world. I want to talk about serious things,” he says. “It wasn’t until this year that I fully embraced it.”
Perhaps this origin story is in part why Firstman’s most fervent fans are women. Though he had a successful TV writing career pre-pandemic, on shows like Big Mouth and Search Party, his biggest boosts up to Internet stardom came from the reposts and support of Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, and Chrissy Teigen. He even got a heartfelt DM from Sarah Jessica Parker. But the self-proclaimed feminist has his own theory about why LL Cool J (ladies love cool Jordan). “I think I’m just speaking their language. Half of it is like, they want that gay best friend, and the other half is like, they want to fuck me,” he says. “I think I’ve confused them a little bit, which they like.” –Lisa Butterworth
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Styling: Turner Turner @ The Wall Group
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