This Donald Trump Butt Plug Is What He Deserves

by Elizabeth Ollero



Let an asshole plug your asshole! If you’d like to stick some glaring racism where the sun don’t shine, the “Donald Trump Plug” can be yours for only $27.99! Fernando Sosa, a Mexican immigrant who “usually [makes] butt plugs to insult dictators, homophobes, and politicians,” has blessed this earth with a butt plug of Mr. Trump. Butt plugs: the 21st century voodoo doll.


“So my response to Donald Trump’s remarks who says Mexico sends their worst, their rapists, and their drug dealers. I say screw you and your Republican Party…I can make you into any shape I want and 3D print you and sell you to others who share their dislike of you. You can threaten to sue me like you have done hundreds of times to others. However, you are a public figure and me making you into a shape of a butt plug is freedom of speech.” Well said, Sosa. And Mr. Trump, I’ll show you to the back door?


Care to plug yourself with a different dose of homophobia/racism/misogyny/general stupidity? Ted Cruz is available, too!


PSA: Don’t actually put Mr. Trump in your butthole, please. This is a decorative butt plug. Threaten to put Trump in your butt, but don’t let Trump touch the butt (Finding Nemo, anybody? Don’t touch the butt.). This Donald Trump is made of sandstone (not really butt plug material) and would probably just be a pain in your ass.


Image via Dangerous Minds



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