These Adorable Feminist Pups Are Smashing The Patriarchy

by Kaleigh Wright


Feminism? Bitches love feminism. Now, before you get your panties in a bunch, I’m talking about puppies.  And in case you didn’t know, today is the best day of the year: National Puppy Day! *squeals*


 “I’m a puppy! I don’t know if you saw me, but I jumped! So…. *pounce* OOP, I did it again.” 

Puppies are four-legged angels that run among us. We humans are not worthy of their love, devotion, and sloppy wet kisses. But these pups are tired of “the man” telling them to sit and stay. These pups have got an agenda and rightfully so. 

Just try telling this face she only gets 79% of the treats her male counterparts get. Go on, just try.

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These pups are off the leash and out to smash the patriarchy, one dog park at a time:

Man’s best friend? Pffft! I am more than just an accessory to a man. I am a strong, independent, and might I add, stylish pup. I will not be boiled down to anyone’s sidekick. But seriously, if you throw that ball I will totally bring it back.

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My savings account is bigger than your bone. Speaking of bone, did you see where I buried that?

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End the sexualization of women’s bodies now! My body nourishes life. Ooooooh, is that a hotdog you’re eating!?

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Girls just want to have fun-damental rights. But if you wanted to scratch behind my ear I think that would be alright.

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And if your pup is a feminist, you can get a personalized drawing of your BFF (Best Furry Friend) by TurnedEarth on etsy.

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So on this most glorious of days, make sure you show your pup some extra love. And if you’re like me, and can’t keep a pup in your tiny city apartment, just step outside and pet someone else’s dog. That’s why people take their dogs for walks right? 

Images via tumblr 

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