Play BED LIBS, The One-Handed Read Generator, and Win This Fancy Sex Toy!

by Christian Detres


What the hell is a BED LIBS contest? Well if you read BUST,  you know what a One-Handed Read is, right? If not, it’s a short erotic story found in each print edition of BUST best enjoyed, well, um, one-handed. You get the picture. Moving on…

Also, you were a kid once, right? Well then I’m sure you remember MAD LIBS. If you didn’t play MAD LIBS as a kid then I really need you to go stand in the corner and think long and hard about what kind of person you are. No, seriously.

If you’ve forgotten, it’s a game where you choose random nouns, verbs, adjectives, a gerund or two (still don’t know what those are,) and then insert them into strategic places in a story to create a hilariously nonsensical read. Well this is the same thing, except with more thrusting and nipples.

Oh, another difference is that this is a competition! When you complete your BED LIB, whichever one makes BUST laugh the hardest will win a FUN FACTORY Stronic Pulsator and two tickets to the Press-Only Fun Factory launch party for their next big thing, the ZWEI at the Museum of Sex in New York City June 27th. Contest submissions must be in by June 20th with winners announced on the 22nd!

Pulsator? I mean vibrator, right? Nope, a vibrator just shakes real fast. Unless you have sex with excitable robots, more than likely your partners don’t vibrate. Fun Factory has incorporated magnetic field science (whoa!) into their toy line to create the very first thrusting dildo. Check out this video and see how the motion of the Stronic creates a forward movement sure to be the bees (weak) knees at your next “private” party (wink wink).

Carol Queen of the sex toy chain Good Vibrations notes “…most of the nerve endings that appreciate vibration are outside the vagina. Within the vagina, the nerves mostly respond to pressure, motion and fullness. This makes the thrusting Stronic a really good technology for vaginal stiimulation.” Daniel Basiletti at the Museum of Sex, simply called the Stronic “a revolution.”

Well, what are you waiting for? Create some BED LIBS and win!

P.S. Watch token BUST dude, Christian Detres, win a Stronic race at the last MoSex party!


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