Is That a Vagina In Your Purse?

by Debbie Stoller

 

It’s said that a woman’s purse contains all sorts of mysterious items that baffle the male species. 

So imagine a dude’s reaction upon finding a clitoris inside (if he’s completely baffled, perhaps you should do us all a favor and explain it to him).  

Yes, thanks to The Purssy, you can now celebrate your lady parts and store your necessities. 

On the outside it looks like a normal clutch, but when you open it up–BOOM!–there’s an anatomically correct vagina. 

All of the clutches are handcrafted from vintage fabrics and are available on Etsy for $115.  There are also several different styles to choose from to ensure that you have a perfect Purssy for every occasion.

For instance, if you’re getting sexified for a night on the town, you may want to accessorize with the ‘Black Metallic’ Purssy while the ‘Shagadelic‘ Purssy is ideal for a fun, casual summer outing. 

And of course, each unique clutch features a unique silky vag (with enough room to fit your cell phone, keys, makeup, tampons, ect). 

While it’s advertised as being a great gift “for the bride-to-be/drag queen/pussy lover in your life,” I can’t help but think that it would also make for a really handy instructional device.    

Who knew a vagina could be so darn cute and functional?

 

[Image: www.etsy.com/shop/labelledesert]

 

 

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