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With Halloween just around the corner, one spooky trend has started popping up on porches, in windows, and all over social media — the Donald Trumpkin. Zombies, vampires and werewolves are not that scary anymore, but the racist, mysoginistic demagogue running for President definitely is. From the #TrumpTapes to the endless verbal sewage of lies and hatred, we’ve got a lot of reasons to be terrified of the election results on November 8th. In honor of our favorite candy-filled holiday, we’ve compiled some of our favorite, terrible Trumpkins to remind you to register to vote and submit your ballot next month.
1. Believe me, this pumpkin creation will spook all of the trick-or-treaters in your neighborhood.
Photo via Marcher Lord
2. He probably won’t win the election, but at least he got 5th place in the Oklahoma State Fair.
Photo via Leslie Spears
3. This one’s almost too realistic. You can practically feel the misogyny oozing from this orange-hued gourd.
Photo via Natalie Phillips
4. This pint-sized Republican Party candidate will be a great addition to your spooky Halloween party decorations
Photo via @thatsoashlin
5. Trump: “Nobody respects women more than I do.” Every woman in America:
Photo via Lisa Barker
6. Donald Trumpkin Carving Tip #48: pumpkin guts make for an excellent hairpiece (bonus: rotting pumpkin smell to emphasize how Trump will ruin America)
Photo via Monique Hawke
7. Caption: “We bought this pumpkin because it kind of looked like an asshole. Now it has the haircut to match. #Trumpkin”
Photo via Emily Fajardo
8. Classic pumpkin design. Spotted in Union Square:
Photo via @constantinliel
9. Techincally not pumpkin carving, but the fake hair is a nice touch, really captures his insane, hate-mongering essence.
Photo via TOKiMONSTA
10. Last but not least, we proudly present the Donald Trumpkin Spiced Latte.
Photo via Trumpkin
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