Dyson Air Multiplier. Whaa???

by Kelly McClure

Granted it hasn’t been as hot here in New York as it’s been for the past few weeks, but being still traumatized by the hell mouth of a Summer this has been weather wise, my thoughts have been consumed with how to stay cool. At one point I contemplated  filling a Ziplock bag with ice and putting in my underpants like a maxi pad to keep the heat away. It seemed oddly logical at the time, and I haven’t completely thrown the idea away just yet. 

For those of us not lucky enough to have air conditioning, the go-to heat blaster is usually some sort of fan that we purchase at a big box store, borrow from whoever, or find discarded on trash day by someone who upgraded to a window unit. If you’re the type of person who is particular about how your household items look (and I am, as far as my bank account will allow), you’ll be interested to know that Dyson, the maker of high end vacuums and such, has released a line of fans that, though pricey, will round out your plan to be cool as a cucumber, or any other vegetable for that matter.

The Dyson Air Multiplier is bladeless, which seems like magic and I still can’t quite understand how it works, even though I own one. The fans come in three styles: A ten inch table fan, a twelve inch table fan, and a tower fan. The lowest model will set you back $300, which could probably get you just about any sort of window air conditioning unit that’s out there, but it wouldn’t be a Dyson, so it just wouldn’t be the same.


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