This Corgi Puppy Just Cannot With This Mini Pumpkin

by Holiday Black

I’ve never seen pumpkins as threatening, but maybe I’m wrong to assume safety in commonplace front porch décor—you never know what’s lurking. The way this Thumbelina-sized fuzzball yips, you’d think he was seeing horrific visions in seasonal kitsch. These furry little jumps and helpless squeals in the face of a paranormal pumpkin melted my heart. 

Poor little Bilbo, rightfully yipping away at a haunted pumpkin to no avail. I trust animal intuition: there must be a message from the occult embedded somewhere in this mini squash. Since I can’t see what he sees, and frankly I’m just too damn lazy to get out the Ouiji, I’m going to have to just sit here and smile my ghost-illiterate smile, and be happy this creature has blessed me with his revoltingly cute insights into pumpkin spirits. 

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