This week, Broad City returns with a trippy, partially-animated episode appropriately called “Mushrooms.”
When they’re making the shrooms:
Lindsay: What are they making? Food or drugs?
Danielle: Are they putting the shrooms in the food?
Lindsay: I don’t know any of these names they’re saying.
Danielle: Oh no. where are they going? … oh, like a drug trip. Because “Mushrooms” is the name of the episode.
Lindsay: Ew. They just ate mushroom yogurt.
When they become cartoons:
Danielle: She has no feet! HOW ARE THEY IN PUBLIC RIGHT NOW!?
Lindsay: I don’t think Ilana’s cartoon hair is curly enough for me.
Danielle: They’re completely animated! Is it the whole episode now?!
Lindsay: What can be animated after this? Do you think they’ll be Claymation at some point?
Danielle: They’re going to turn blue in another second.
When they jumped down a tunnel:
Lindsay: Do you think the tunnel is going to take them to another planet?
Danielle: I think they’re gonna die.
Lindsay: Do you think they’re in the sewer?
Danielle: I don’t know. But there’s no water there.
Lindsay: But it looks like a sewer.
Danielle: ARE THEY IN A LITERAL RIVER!? What if they’re just in a puddle of pee?
Lindsay: What if they came out of the trip and they floated to Jersey?
Danielle: I don’t think that’s possible.
Lindsay: If a dog can win a basketball championship, they can float to Jersey.
Danielle: Wait, you mean Air Bud?
Lindsay: Yup, I do.
When they turned into cartoon cucumbers:
Danielle: How did they become cucumbers?
Lindsay: Because they said “cool as a cucumber” and if you believe it, you can achieve it.
Danielle: You ever see that show Bananas in Pajamas? What if that’s what they turned into later?
When they’re picking out macaroons:
Danielle: Isn’t this macaroon store the one that was really popular in France and then came to New York?
Lindsay: I really don’t know much about macaroons.
When Ilana is propositioned:
Danielle: Threesome.
Lindsay: You totally called that.
Danielle: Are they going to have a sex scene or is it too sexy for cable? What if this isn’t real?
Lindsay: Oh no she’s going to have a threesome with different people than she thought. Or fall asleep.
Danielle: This is such a bad idea.
When Abbi’s boss offered her a promotion:
Lindsay: Can you throw up from shrooms?
Danielle: Why?
Lindsay: What if she throws up on her boss and ruins it and gets fired?
Danielle: Is that a thing where a boss asks you to dinner after work?
Lindsay: Yeah.
Danielle: Hmm.
When they vape:
Lindsay: What happens when you mix shrooms and weed?
Danielle: Nothing good.
When Abbi killed the cat:
Danielle: Oh no!
Lindsay: This is worse than I ever expected.
Danielle: Why is it smushed?
Lindsay: Throw up would have been much better than that.
Danielle: I knew something was going to go wrong.
Lindsay: You don’t kill a pet.
Danielle: There’s no going back from that.
Lindsay: Who names a cat Amanda?
Danielle: Wait. You let cats out, right?
Lindsay: I mean, there are outdoor cats.
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