This week, Broad City returns with “Just the Tips,” and the episode really is all about them: Nails, genitalia, and even amatuer relationship advice. Additionally, a previous character is reintroduced, and an…accident…is thrown abruptly into the mix.
Check out our reactions this week!
On the opening scene:
Danielle: Is he Donald Trump?
Lindsay: No, he’s too fashionable.
Danielle: IT’S DONALD TRUMP!
Lindsay: No! … Maybe Eric at best.
When Ilana has a ton of cash money:
Danielle: She puts her money in her bed? Why?
Lindsay: If you were a robber, would you look for money in sheets?
Danielle: Maybe under a mattress, but not over it, I guess.
Ilana picking up Abbi in the limo:
Danielle: Is that real money?
Lindsay: Why does she look like she’s from Texas?
Danielle: How can she have this much money?
Lindsay: There’s got to be a cap to how much money she can make at this job. She’s going to eventually run out if she continues spending like this.
Learning about circumcision:
Danielle: I don’t get it. Cut his…
Lindsay: His pee-pee.
Danielle: Wait. they do that to adults?
Scrutinizing Ilana’s outfit:
Lindsay: Do you think it holds her nipples in place?
Danielle: They definitely have fabric or boob tape there. Because look, it’s a different tone.
Lindsay: Do you think watching/hoping for a nip slip is appropriate in this situation?
Danielle: I think it’s appropriate.
Lindsay: Is Ilana’s outfit a reference to The Fifth Element? It totally is.
Danielle: I was wondering why she was dressed so loudly. It’s just a casual party, not a rager.
When Ilana see Lincoln at the party:
*LINDSAY AND DANIELLE LOUDLY GASP*
Danielle: Do you think they’re gonna bang?
Lindsay: Oh yeah. Check out how amazing they both look.
When Ilana shit her leotard:
Danielle: She’s gonna throw up or poop!
Lindsay: SHE SHIT HERSELF! Lincoln totally knew she shit herself!
Danielle: That means she’s shit in front of him before!
Lindsay: If you spent $50 on a leotard and you shit yourself…
Danielle I would leave it.
Lindsay: How bad do you think it smells in there? How come nobody has puked?
Danielle: Imagine the person who owns that apartment. They’re going to wake up the next morning and find a towel and leotard full of shit.
Abbi trying to give relationship advice:
Danielle: No, Abbi. NO. Abbi doesn’t know anything. Why is she talking to this woman?
Lindsay: What do you think she’s going to get sucked into?
Danielle: YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO GET INTO EMOTIONAL LABOR, ABBI.
Lindsay: Oh god. This is going to get so awkward.
Danielle: Ohio and Iowa are not the same states, Abbi. They’re at least eight hours apart.
Lindsay: It has to be more than that. Like 12.
Danielle: Definitely not 10.
Lindsay: I’m pulling up Mapquest.
Lindsay: God dammit. Eight hours and 45 minutes.
On Ilana’s claws:
Danielle: 480 dollars!? For NAILS.
Lindsay: Oh my god she didn’t even have them for 24 hours. That makes me so stressed.
The episode overall:
Danielle: This episode was boring.
LINDSAY: JUST THE TIPS. EVERYTHING IN THIS EPISODE IS TIPS. THE WORK TIPS, THE NAILS.
Danielle: THE PENIS.
(Lindsay’s husband from the other room): Relationship tips!
Images via Broad City/Comedy Central
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