Okay, we probably shouldn’t be derogatory towards any genitalia regardless of its gender…..however….OMG, have y’all read Savage Love today? (For those who may not have discovered Savage Love yet, it is the best and most hilarious sex advice column of all time. Start reading it immediately.) Anyway, for all those who call people “pussies” like it’s a bad thing, behold the genius of Dan Savage.
Letter to Dan Savage: “Wah wah wah my girlfriend cheated on me then left me and then I snooped through all her email wah wah wah now she won’t forgive me waaaaaaaaaaah! What do I do? Signed, Can’t Think of Anything Clever.” (Paraphrased)
Dan Savage: “You are a huge pussy, CTOAC—excuse me, sorry. Pussies are powerful; they can take pummeling and spit out a brand-new human being. What you are, CTOAC, is weak, vulnerable, and far too sensitive for your own good.
What you are is a ball sack.
Stop asking for your ex-girlfriend’s absolution, sacky, stop begging for her forgiveness. So long as you’re crawling to her, she can go on pretending that she was the injured party in your relationship. Forgive you? There’s no reason for her to do that—there’s no upside for her. So long as you’re standing there wringing your hands and acting like a cringing, wounded pussy—excuse me: a dangling, freshly slapped ball sack—she wins. Move the fuck on already, sacky.”
SO MUCH (savage) LOVE!
