Abortion Pill Sniffing Dogs And Other Creepy Tricks

by Abortion Access Front

In case you haven’t noticed, Spooky Season is also the new name for election season as everything has just gone absolutely batty in the last few weeks before the election. Don’t get caught in the tangled conservative web of anti-abortion misinformation and lies – stick with us and sit down with a hot cup of sarcasm and rage straight from our pro-abortion cauldron. It’ll be wicked good!

What in the Florida DeSantishenanigans is Going On

We don’t even know where to start, so we hope you can keep up. First, the DeSantis Department of Health threatens to prosecute TV stations if they play ads promoting the abortion rights amendment (btw – the ad featured a woman diagnosed with brain cancer who needed an abortion). Then a judge rightfully smacked that shit down and blocked them from taking any further actions against anyone broadcasting the ads. AND THEN a DOH attorney resigns in protest and points the finger at the DeSantis administration officials…who just double down on it and continue with more anti-abortion bullshit.

WHAT. IS. HAPPENING. Florida, are you okay? BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP.

Sniff Butts, Not Abortion Pills

In a gross misuse of a perfectly boopable dog nose, a “tipster” working at a Mississippi post office reported seeing a package that they believed to be abortion pills, and that’s all it took for the Jackson postal inspector to get involved. For so many abortion seekers, ordering pills by mail is the only way for them to access abortion care, and this incident offers a stark reminder of how diligent we all need to be. It also reminds us of one more fact: SNITCHES GET STITCHES…metaphorically, of course. This story has so many scary implications that we are breaking it down on our current episode of the Feminist Buzzkills podcast!

Won’t Somebody Think of the Coal Mines and Button Factories?

When Missouri, Idaho, and Kansas filed a revised lawsuit seeking to reverse the regulatory changes the FDA made since 2016 that expanded access to mifepristone, they argued that the state has been harmed because “loss of fetal life and potential births” reduces the “potential population of each state.” THEY ARE MAD THAT WE AREN’T BIRTHING MORE WORKERS. There are a myriad of questionable legal justifications put forth by anti-abortion extremists, but this one has to be pretty damn near the top of the trash heap.

WAYS YOU CAN FIGHT BACK!

Once your blood pressure has gone back to normal, channel that rage into action and check out our Activist Calendar to get on out there!

Not feeling like you wanna dig around a calendar? Here are this week’s highlights!

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR HALLOWEEN: 

Abortion Access Front is closing out Comstocktober with an amazing Halloween event! 

We are hosting THE debate of the political season. It’s Minnesota Senator Tina Smith taking on the zombie ghost of Anthony Comstock, in a hilarious smackdown about The Comstock Act – YOU DON’T WANNA MISS IT! 

WHEN: 12pm ET Halloween

WHERE: Streaming @abortionfront and at repealthecomstockact.com

Watch! Laugh! Then take action all in one place!

OTHER  DOPE EVENTS THIS WEEK

The Only Class We’ll Pay Attention To

Get your pencils and notebooks ready – Shout Your Abortion is bringing you their 16th Abortion Academy Session! Join SYA and Plan C Pills to hear all about the potential fates of abortion pills once the presidential election shakes out, including the role of The Comstock Act, on Tuesday, October 29th at 3pm ET – registration link here!

Test Your Knowledge AND Help Secure Abortion Rights

We agree at AAF: learning and advocating for change is way more awesome when you’re having fun! Our friends at National Institute for Reproductive Health Action Fund are hosting a dope trivia night to test your repro freedom skills AND learn about Prop 1 and how to plug in to support the campaign! Join them on Wednesday, October 30th from 6pm to 9pm ET – registration link here!

‘No One Asked You’ is now STREAMING AND YOU CAN FINALLY SEE IT!

BREAKING NEWS: ‘No One Asked You’, the Lizz Winstead & Abortion Access Front documentary all about AAF’s work for the last seven years, is now available everywhere in the world through the new platform JOLT.FILM!

From October 25th through December 29th, ‘No One Asked You’ is available to watch from home from anywhere in the world – click below to get started!

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We’ll be back next week, stuffed with candy and ready to rage!

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