We Say “Cheers” To Hello Kitty Rosé!

by Bry'onna Mention

What at first appeared to be something off of a pale Tumblr blog, is actually real and obtainable. Hello Kitty’s Rosé has become a thing. Whether you are a Wine Mom or Vodka Aunt, it is fair to say that you’re a sis that sips! And what better way to do it than with an obscure cartoon image?

According to Brit+Co., Sanrio has squaded up with Italy’s Torti Winery to bring us a collection of six wines. Despite the collaboration being announced last year, the wines were not available for purchase, until now. And the timing could not be better… Honestly, what better speaks to your inner child, while catering to your outer adult?

Though the site can be a bit glitchy, the collection is made up of, Rosé, Rosé Collection, Sweet Pink, Cupido, Charmy, and Lady. Shipping options are a limited, but the reasonable pricing makes the hassle a tad bit worth it. Seriously, look the bottles!

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Hello Kitty Rosè | $29.95

Light pink, dry and refreshing, made of Pinot Nero and Chardonnay grapes. Perláge fine and persistent; sweet floral scent with spicy hints; harmonious taste due to the balance of the natural sparkling elements along with structure.

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Hello Kitty Sweet Pink Sparkling | $24.95

This semi-sweet sparkler sports a pale pink hue and has very delicate bubbles. Its pleasing floral aromatics are accented with notes of toasted almonds while the palate delivers decadent notions of strawberry preserves and nougat backed with hints of amaretto on the finish. 

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Hello Kitty Pinot Noir | $21.95

Harvested by hand, selected from vineyards in our hill “borgogna” that captures the best of the Oltepo Pavese’s unique terroir. The body of this wine is fresh and elegant, the senses will be captured from delicate perfumes of black cherry, strawberry flavors and raspberry that lightly dance upon the palate.

And of course, the Pinot Noir is sold out. Le sigh. But there is an option to contact the distributor. Sounds like they’re willing to work with a buyer, assuming the buyer is adamant enough.

If we’re lucky, the whole squad would be included. Imagine the collaborations: Keroppi Kombucha, Chococat Cognac, Dear Daniel Rum… the cute drunken possibilities are endless. To be honest, I just want all my childhood faves to link up with an alcohol brand and be my adult faves.

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