Raging Cyclist Wins Approval of BUST Office

by Krista Ciminera

While being whisked away by the cops for assaulting and harrassing a limo driver, raging cyclist Perzeus Forte flashed his bad-boy good looks at the camera, officially smashing the hearts of the ladies at the BUST Magazine office, much like the windshield of the limo driver that he also smashed.

Forte’s passionate uprising is the result of being clipped by limo driver Darr Mohammed while delivering packages on his bike.  With his brute strength alone, Forte crushed the limo’s windshield, shattered the side window, and ripped the shirt off Mohammed’s back.  With such focus and ability (who can crush a windshield with their bare hands?!), we’re left wondering what his other fortes are.  As a bike messenger myself I say, keep on raging, Forte!

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