by callie watts
Those are my legs, pink heels. 

Tues I went to the LVHRD DNCHRD: IV with Ryder Ripps from my group 3pac$. He had never been to one of their events and wasn’t ready for the group love that is LVHRD. He brushed his shoulders off, popped his collar and cleared the break dancing circle, then he laid face down on the floor, I immediately laid on him and it took about 3 seconds for a dog pile to happen! That is the kind of dance party I love. Every crazy move we busted was not only replicated but also embraced. The game of leapfrog we started got so intense I had to bust out of it. Check out some highlights from this years DNCHRD and a look back at DNCHRD: II. I was runner up that year, the man that beat me passed out. I strongly suggest you watch the video at the end of the blog. Moonwalk this way…

Sweet shot of the start of the dog pile!
This guy was there?! 
Remeber this shirt from this year’s Holiday Gift Guide
I ended up with a footprint on my boob after we started the "airplane" movement. About 6 people were all laying in a circle trying to balance someone else on their feet. You know the game right? Bummer they didn’t take any pics of that.
I know he is not dancing but I was feeling this dude’s steez.
3pac$ always makes a human pyramid on the dance floor. That is Ryder bottom/center. 
That is a hot mess!
This is how the pink team jumped off our battle round. I tried to talk everyone into getting off the ground Weekend at Bernies’s 2 style and then going into a Bernie’s conga line. I don’t think enough of them were familiar with that piece of classic americana to pull it off. We did start a sweet conga line later though.
All the pics above are from the LVHRD site.  
Here is a sweet shot from LVHRD II. I killed it that year. The guy that won passed out after the battle! I never put down my beer:
That is me tumbling over the winner, beer in check.
You can watch that video here, I know you love how I keep my beer in my fishnet waistband during the battle.  
 And yeah at the end I pulled the previous winner’s pants down in a finishing move! Think you got better moves then me, send us a video and we can have a virtual dance off! 

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