Female ejaculation, while scientifically proven to exist, is treated like the Bigfoot of female sexuality. There is documentation, but no one is really quite sure how it all works. Well, Jill Soloway, creator of Transparent and Wifey, has teamed with ‘Funny or Die’ to create a video that shows what could happen if you managed to harness the power of the mystical female ejaculate.
The scene opens with our protagonist Mel, complaining about the Kardashian-Islamaphobic-cat-rape state of the world whilst browsing through the daily newspaper when she is interrupted by the Goddess (Wanda Sykes) chanting from beaming rays of sunlight: “If you build it, She will come.” She encourages Mel to find some truth in this world and to make a difference, for only when women can ejaculate like men, can the sexes truly be equal…
Mel then goes on to build a replica of the female genitalia, dives inside and with the help of her spirit guides (Nina Hartley and Maja D’Aoust) she discovers something truly amazing within the female anatomy. The Vaginal Clitoral Vulval Complex or the VCVC brings new depth to the potential of female pleasure.
After much coaxing from Mel and the encouragement of the spirit guides, the moment arrives and the Father of Patriarchy gets doused in lady juice goodness. You gotta see it. It’s great.
What makes this video even better is not only the humor and tongue-in-cheek feel, but how educational it is about the woman’s body. Mel Shimokovitz chatted with BUST about working on this video and what it was like being in a giant VCVC:
“A production designer named Cat Smith built it based on research we did and our ideas of what the full VCVC might feel like on a large scale,” she says. “It kind of turned out like a piñata which I love because it has a celebratory feel, doesn’t it?”
And celebrate we will! Aim for your best orgasm possible (everyone experiences them differently!), perhaps try for a blended orgasm? Trust us, you deserve it.
Image c/o Wifey.tv
