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Oops! It’s Christmas Eve and most people, including yours truly, have once again flaked on sending Christmas cards to family and friends. Rather than stand in line at the Post Office aka the Tenth Circle of Hell, I’ll just hop over to someecards and email some snarky e-cards to those nearest and not-so-dearest to my heart. Here’s a quick sampling of the hysterical if slightly cynical messages someecards has to offer:
‘May you wake up New Year’s day underneath a man instead of a pile of women’s magazines.’
‘Let’s hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year’s budget-conscious, crappy gifts.’
‘You’re a hard person to half-assedly shop for.’
xoxo Alma Zeno
