Flossie Dickey has been dealing with all of our shit since 1906, and she’s sick of it. The 110-year-old, who celebrated her latest triple digit birthday last week, says all she wants to do is take a nap. Well, after 110 years, I say sleep is well deserved.
Spokane’s Good Day interviewed the wise woman, whose stone-faced demeanor and hilarious bluntness is taking over the internet.
According to her family, her favorite pastime is enjoying a slice of pie and some straight whiskey.
Basically, Flossie Dickey is all of us.
Flossie Dickey has 3 children, 12 grandchildren, 20 great-grandchildren, and 15 great-great-grandchildren.
Also—have you ever heard a name more amazing than Flossie Dickey? Yeah, didn’t think so.
Image via Good Day Spokane
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