Ellen DeGeneres doesn’t like America very much?

by Jamie Doak

The Sutton family recently competed on Family Feud and got the category “Something Everyone Knows About Ellen DeGeneres.”  And clearly, the first thing people think of when they think of Ellen is that she’s HILARIOUS, right?  Nope, it’s that she’s gay.  Good lord.  Even more bizarre is the weirdo who guessed that something everyone knows about Ellen is that she “doesn’t like our country very much?”  Uh, what?  Is it her adorable smile or her infectious laughter or her witty banter or her sweet dance moves that tipped you off?  Even worse,  the audience clapped for him!  (Maybe they just felt bad and it was a pity clap?  I dunno man.) 

All I know is that when I think of Ellen I just  remember my goal to start every day of my life like she starts her show: with a massive dance party.  Yeeeeeah.  We love you Ellen!  <3

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