Happy birthday, Amy Schumer! We here at BUST are deeply, madly in love with you. You’re one of the few (OK, one of 12) women who’ve been immortalized (OK, framed) on our walls! You are right in the middle, with Laverne Cox to your left and Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson to your right.
We’ve written about you quite a lot, from your body positive messages to your best sketches so far. And now, to wish you a fabulous 35th birthday and show how much we love you, we wanted to showcase 35 times you perfectly captured the human existence (at least, from our point of view).
1. Working out
2. Eyeing the competition
3. Playing with animals
4. Winning your sex life
5. Sexting
6. Feeling hangry
7. Going to bed after a long day
8. Just being honest
9. Wearing strapless dresses
10. Recreating YouTube makeup tutorials
11. Doing a strip tease
12. Making the subway look like a dream come true
13. Being a role model
14. Insulting someone
15. Waiting for the doctor
16. Taking selfies
17. Hitting on someone
18. #winewednesday
19. Eating alone
20. Writing an angry blog post
21. Trying to be sexy when you’re just not feeling it
22. If given the choice, it would be sweatpants
23. Hangovers…#nuffsaid
24. Getting hit on through Tinder
25. Masturbating
26. Getting dressed up
27. Falling in love
28. Hiding your crazy
29. Not hiding your crazy
30. Not feeling too great about yourself
31. Making small talk
32. Dating nowadays
33. Daydreaming about your crush(es)
34. Bonding with your sibling
35. Being the best and knowing it
Happy birthday, Amy! We hope it’s full of orgasms, booze, and potato chips—you deserve the best.
Top photo via Inside Amy Schumer
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