12 Things Amy Schumer is Probably Doing With Her New Boyfriend

by Madeline Raynor

Amy Schumer has a new handsome furniture designer boyfriend. On Tuesday, she tweeted a picture of them from her visit to the White House for President Obama’s conference on gun control.

People Magazine was quick to confirm his identity. His name is Ben Hanisch and he’s a 29-year-old furniture designer based out of Chicago. People also found a photo of the couple on his Instagram. Amy Schumer is handling their social media official status like a pro: she commented, “I’m pregnant. I didn’t know how else to tell you” on the picture.

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Today, she posted a picture of them to her Instagram with a link to donate to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, so at least all this gawking is going toward a good cause. 

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We’re so psyched about this relationship that we compiled a list of things Amy Schumer is probably doing with her new man.

1. Getting all dolled up for date night

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2. Listening to some jams to get in the mood


3. Relaxing with some wine for a night in


4. Picking out cute clothes for him

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5. Netflix and chill


6. Having lots of (safe) sex

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7. Having profound late-night talks

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8. Staring deeply into each other’s eyes

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9. Meeting his friends

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10. Going out for coffee

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11. Making each other dinner

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12. Sexting!

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Header image Via Instagram/Ben Hanisch

Images Via Comedy Central/Inside Amy Schumer

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