This Video Will Make You Ovulate

by Debbie Stoller

This heartwarming video, of a father helping soothe his 4-year-old little girl’s fear of fireworks by singing a precious song with her, is guaranteed to make you happy, so watch it whenever you feel you need a boost. 

But be warned: Side-effects may include instantaneous release of eggs from ovaries; overwhelming desire to locate sperm immediately; uterine weeping; blurred vision from tears of joy; uncontrolled desire to clutch at heart; sudden urge to say the word “DILF”; a feeling of warmth in your soul; and smiling that is painful or lasts for more than four hours.

Don’t say we didn’t warn  you.

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