Things I now know how to clean

by callie watts

 

I am totally a nasty lady at heart. I have come along way in my single girl habits and try to keep my home less nausea inducing then in past years. But, just because I am trying doesn’t mean I really know how to clean. Thanks to this site howtocleanstuff.net everything from my bong to my hand-me-down mattress will be fresh as a daisy. And yes, there are even directions to clean a rabid monkey. The site lets users give their tips so you can keep checking back for new ways to attack. Best part, every time you give a tip, they donate $0.25 to the clean water fund. So now my bong will be clean and so will the water! 

By the by, that sweet "water pipe" above is from the etsy seller Boneworks, I am not sure where you can buy the rabid monkey.  

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