The love and dating gurus over at Meetville (the dating app) created this super educational infographic and we just had to share it with you. Where else can you get this many informative facts about “tities”?
In case you couldn’t tell from the title of the post “Men’s Love Starts Behind the Bra,” this horrible, typo-ridden, boob-filled fact sheet reduces women to their breasts in every way— how much they weigh, how much they cost, how “a small percentage of women can even reach orgasm through breast play alone” (um, who are these women??).
It’s not enough that the original blog post reads like it was cobbled together by someone who just learned English (“Nowadays breasts get much attention”), but it also seems geared mostly to men who just want more infographics with breasts in them. But how else would people learn such facts like: “smoking is the first reason for mushy breast”? Ah, yes, I was wondering about mushy breast. Check out the Meetville blog if you’re looking for such literature as “Five Behaviors That Attract Men,” “Don’t be too Picky” and “Benefits of Dating Older Men” (hey, wait, is that one written by an older man by any chance?).
Take a look for yourself:
