The creepiest things that ever creeped

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This past Sunday I was having a delightful and loungeful morning at my neighborhood cafe. As I was thumbing through the Sunday paper, I nearly choked on my iced coffee when I saw this frightening ad. Ashton-Drake has always made weird old lady type collectibles, but some of them really are just getting out of hand. These ‘heavenly handfuls’ are totally creepy! Look at the one in red! Like a bad car accident, I couldn’t help but take another look. More uncomfortable feelings after the jump…