What’s the tea? Everything you need to get your sip on in style!
1. This sleek kettle has temperature control and a brew stopwatch so you’ll get a perfect cuppa every time. Stagg EKG Electric Pour-Over Kettle in Polished Copper, $169, fellowproducts.com
2. Drop these flowering tea buds into a clear pot and watch them bloom into gorgeous blossoms as the tea steeps. Enlightening Lotus Flowering Tea, $36.99 for 8-10 large blooms; Lush Lavender Flowering Tea Blooms, $8.99 for 4 blooms; Elegant Glass Teapot, $29.99, flowerpottea.com
3. Let ’em eat a bag of dicks—sweet, dick-shaped sugar cubes, that is. Sweet as Sin Sugar Cubes Bag of Dicks, $6 for bag of 12, wickedteaparty.etsy.com
4. This dainty, stainless steel spoon is topped with a resin crystal, adding just the right amount of whimsy to your setting. Crystal Teaspoon in Gold, $5, enchantedwildcraft.etsy.com
5. Whether you are looking for a hand-painted saucer for a slut or a cup that will tell your future, Miss Havisham’s Curiosities takes vintage tea sets and fucks them up in the most beautiful ways. Blue Vintage Fortunetelling Teacup and Saucer Set, $150, misshavishamscuriosities.com
6. Guests may think they are going for the nose candy, but this reworked vintage dish isn’t for booger sugar, just some tea sweetener, sweetie. Blow Vintage Thun Porcelain Sugar Bowl, $26, wickedteaparty.etsy.com
By Callie Watts
Photographed by Jessica Marx
This piece originally appeared in the January/February 2019 print edition of BUST Magazine. Subscribe today!
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