Show Your Support (or Poke Fun of) Candidates with these Items!

by Brittany Houlihan

 

 

Whether you’re a Democrat, a Republican, somewhere in the middle, or just someone who likes to poke fun at politics, Fab’s collection of political items seems to have something for everyone.

Two of the items are Romney and Obama candy dispensers, cleverly named Political Poopers.  If you have a dog, you can buy eco-friendly biodegradable poop bags to show your preference or “smear the rival” (eww). There’s also a cool tote bag with a graphic of Obama with an afro. 

 

 

If you thought politics were sexy, then you’re in for a treat.  There are also Romney and Obama condoms–because nothing says safe sex like gettin’ down with Romney on your junk. Plus, they come with funny phrases on the wrappers like “the Ultimate Stimulus Package,” and “Either Way, You’re Screwed.”  

There’s also an assortment of political shirts, like “Lohan Snooki 2012: Things Can Only Get Better!” and my personal favorite, one with a picture of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky with the caption “rascal.”

No matter what you buy, you’re guaranteed to have a laugh.  Check it out soon though; the sale ends in five days!

If you’re into some more serious political support, check out this website. Their buttons and stickers stylishly state “Smart Women Vote 2012.”

 

Photos via fab.com

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