Quentin, why?

by Laurie Henzel

The gossip around here today is 1. why is Quentin Tarantino remaking "Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill?" Thats like remaking Citizen Kane! And to make matters worse, (2) he’s casting Britney Spears as Varla? WTF? Cmon, I know its hard to find actresses in Hollywood who actually have tits and ladylike curves, but puhleese. Russ Meyer is probably rolling over in his porn filled grave as we speak. Emily would cast Chynna Doll, but I don’t know, she looks like a man. Dawns vote is in for  Lucy Lawless, but she’s probs too old. Angelina J. would need to gain about 30 lbs. but I bet she’d be up for the challenge. Who would you cast?

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