Priceless Penis Cakes For Any Party

by Kari Belsheim

Do you ever feel sorry for that idle penis-shaped pan sitting in your pantry, desperately waiting for its next bachelorette extravaganza? Well, one woman has some creative ideas to keep you and your novelty cookware working together all year round. With help from, a crafty lady named Holly has come up with ten hilarious cakes you can make with a penis pan.


Home sweet home! Keep it rustic with this Farm Cake.


This UFO Cake is out of this world!


Spread some holiday cheer with this Christmas Tree Cake.


This Wizard Cake is pure magic. 

The recipes and directions for these phallic cakes can be found here on her website. 

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