New Bushwick Bar Boobie Trap Fulfills All of Your (And Our) BUSTy Dreams

by Emily Robinson

Boobie Trap is not your average watering hole with nip-slipping waitresses. ( We’re looking at you, Hooters.) It is, however, a smorgasbord of boobs. A galleria of the tit. A celebration of the nipple. A magical breast playground. (Am I pushing it? Okay. I digress.) 

 

ANYWAY, Boobie Trap (your new favorite bar) has officially opened in Bushwick. Allison Davis of New York Magazine described it as a “John-Waters-meets-rockabilly bar-room environment” complete with “pink flamingos, leopard-print lampshades, and hot-pink Christmas lights.” And, of course, boobs. 

 

Kristen North, bar tender & boob maven, started stringing up plastic boobs in the last bar she worked at. It didn’t quite work out, but in its stead, Boobie Trap was born. 

Boobs hang from the ceiling in the bathroom.

Draught beers are served from a topless mannequin.

If you want something to do, pull a page from their boob coloring books. 

(I think my favorite feature might be a bright neon sign that says “f*** off”, but who’s really surprised about that.)

 

However, this bar seems to be much more than a gimmick. Co-owner and chef Francisco Bacon has a menu focused on barbecue (amazing) and a happy hour special that, for $12, includes a 1/2 pound of meat, a can of beer, and two sides. Look beyond the vintage Playboy menu covers and you’ll find that, like North says, it’s a bartender’s bar: the ideal experience for the patron & the drink-slinger. 

 

Finally, the boob is getting a much needed dose of love (and a round of shots). Maybe one day we’ll have a BUST party there? Only time will tell. 

Head down to Boobie Trap, located on 308 Bleecker St. in Brooklyn!

 

Photos via Serena Dai @ dnainfo.com, Nicole Disser @ bedfordandbowery.com, Boobie Trap’s Facebook page. 

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