Kendall Jenner’s Twin Bro Kirby Has The Best Instagram Of All Time

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Image via Instagram/KirbyJenner

Until recently, I didn’t have a favorite Kardashian/Jenner — no shade to KUWTK fans, but as far as reality TV goes, I’m more of a Real Housewives kinda gal — that is, until I discovered the Instagram account of Kirby Jenner, Kendall Jenner’s Birkenstock-wearing, party sub-eating, mustachioed twin brother. Kirby’s account, which has 365,000 followers (including Kendall and Kylie) documents the twins’ hilarious hijinks (mooning Justin Bieber’s boat! Showing up to a fashion show dressed as a carrot!). “Kirby’s not real,” you say? “That’s a parody account,” you say? Well, I say (to borrow Kirby’s fave expression) SMDH! How could this image possibly be fake? I’ll leave you to judge the rest for yourself: 

 

 

Was kinda bummed the stylist only had one pair of shiny pants for the shoot… but part of being in fashion is just rolling with the punches and making whatever they give you WORK! Also, I fell off of that box and chipped a tooth. Does anyone have a dentist reco? Mine refused to keep seeing me #DentistDrama #SorryDrLou #FollowYourDreams #fashion

A photo posted by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Nov 7, 2016 at 3:52pm PST

 

 

 

Kylie dared me to eat one of the juicy looking flowers but it wasn’t real and the paper got stuck in my throat and we only had the photographer for 1 hr so I had to just chill and pretend I wasn’t choking for a VERY long time smdh. #Easter #ProfessionalModel #loveme17

A photo posted by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Oct 11, 2016 at 10:21am PDT

 

 

 

Kinda crazy but I pocket-dialed into a radio contest and won FREE TICKETS to a preseason Laker game smdh!!!! Special shoutout to @dloading for making a lot of points and to @jordanclarksons for helping me park my car #CaraMadeTheHalfCourtShot #ItWasNuts #ShesReallyGoodAtBasketball

A photo posted by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Oct 26, 2016 at 9:55am PDT

 

 

 

#ThrowBackWed to that time the Fam got pretty lit at Kanye’s fashion show!! We listened to Jamiroquai and Kourtney drank like 16 Red Bulls and started picking me up like a baby haha!! Doctors say my bones are hollow but she’s also just naturally strong LOL. #BeastMode #Osteoporosis #HollowBones #squad

A photo posted by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Sep 7, 2016 at 2:49pm PDT

 

 

 

Here we are chilling at Kendall’s piano recital. She freakin NAILED her cover of the Ghostbusters theme song. So proud of the fam!! #OhWaitThisWasAFashionShow #nvm #mybad #snuckinasammie #lol #KanyeAteHalf #kanye #nyfw #yeezyseason3

A photo posted by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Feb 11, 2016 at 2:27pm PST

 

 

 

OMG this was the day me n Kendall met the world’s craziest seagull!!! True story: he had one leg, one flap and one GIANT attitude LOL! Mad love 4 birds tho. Also, don’t eat the spiky skin part of a “pine-apple” cause it makes your insides bleed. #NoMoreFruitEverAgain #FlyLikeASeagull #DippedMyNoseInWhitePaint #goodluckFlappy #LightInternalBleeding

A photo posted by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Jul 26, 2016 at 11:17am PDT

 

 

 

Ever since I learned the word camuflage in my 4th grade spelling bee it’s been my GO TO prank! It’s kind of hard cause I’m SUPER colorblind but I make it work 😉 #camulfage #TradeSecrets #MakeItWork #inspire #knowledge

A photo posted by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Jul 13, 2016 at 2:14pm PDT

 

 

 

I guess I screwed up and thought Halloween was on the 30th this year LOL smh At least my carrot costume was super comfy!! Special S/O to Tyga for graduating his improv class! He was so funny and the show was great!!! #iGetToCelebrateHalloweenTwiceNow #IWasACarrot #4yearsinarow

A photo posted by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Oct 31, 2016 at 9:06am PDT

 

 

 

Was kinda bummed when my prom date ditched me for a Master Chef but Kendall had my back for pictures. ALSO got mistaken for a magician and I ended up performing at the bday party next door LOL smdh What a night!! #HappyBirthdayClarke #WeirdNight #magic #WasPromFunTho?

A photo posted by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Aug 28, 2016 at 11:29am PDT

 

 

 

Mom said that if I take ballet classes with Kendall then she’d have to take roller hockey with me but here I am 15 yrs later with dope AF posture and Kendall still doesn’t know how to lace a freakin skate hahaha ? smdh. #SpandexFeelsWeird #BalletLife #SeriouslyThoWillSomeonePleasePlayHockeyWithMe?

A photo posted by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Oct 25, 2016 at 10:32am PDT

 

 

 

Pharrell organizes this CRAZY obstacle course every summer and this year Kendall got 1st Place and I got 2nd Place but I’m not even mad. Everyone knows 1st is the worst and 2nd is the best LOL!!! #ThxPharrell #SryiBrokeYourSwimmingPool #CONGRATSkendall @pharrell

A photo posted by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Jun 29, 2016 at 2:03pm PDT

 

 

 

Haha so embarrassing! I had to moon @justinbieber ‘s boat cause he was beating us in the Lake Tahoe Spring Invitational lol. I clearly had too much sugar and went a lil wild!! #WeWon #boatracing #JunkintheSwimTrunk #sorrynotsorry #sugarhigh #CapriSunLivin #tahoe #lovemylife #bestie #beachlife #race #funtimes

A photo posted by Kirby Jenner (@kirbyjenner) on Mar 6, 2016 at 10:21am PST

 

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