I’m so glad to see my girl Madonna is getting back to her roots and once again (supposedly) dating a beautiful MOC (man of color). It’s so obvious that these guys are her type – from her early squeeze Jellybean Benitez to baby daddy Carlos Leon, she’s long gone for cute Latinos and men of mixed-ethnicity. For some reason, though, she never seems to think of these guys to be the marrying kind, instead shacking up with pasty Sean Penn and Whitey Whitestein himself, Guy Ritchie. C’mon girl, stay true to your crotch this time. Oh yeah, one source is reporting that the new dude, 20-year-old Jesus Luz (jeez louise!) is a porn star. And that’s bad cause why?
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Debbie Stoller
Debbie Stoller is the co-founder of BUST. and served as editor-in-chief from 1993-2023. She is also the author of the New York Times-Bestselling Stitch 'n Bitch series of knitting and crocheting books, of which there are currently 5, and co-author of The BUST Guide to the New Order and The BUST DIY Guide to Life. She holds a PhD in the Psychology of Women from Yale University, and believes that two of the greatest joys in life are dogs and coffee.
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