You don’t have to like a holiday to love a snarky-ass sweater. Get your jokes in low-key while you stay snuggly with these five feminist-approved jumpers.
Slay All Day and Scream Fuck the Patriarchy!
Sleigh the Patriarchy in pink, $34.95, ShopxMood.etsy.com
All I Want for Christmas Is Body Autonomy
Christmas Lights and Reproductive Rights Sweatshirt, $32.79, HeadWishOnly.etsy.com
For Fuck’s Sake Why Ya Gotta Do Us Like That SCOTUS
Fa La La La F*ck SCOTUS Ugly Sweater, $65, the-outrage.com
There Is a Holy Trinity and It Is Cher, Mariah, and Dolly
3 Wise Women Christmas Jumper, $59, thespark.company
Kacey Musgraves Fans Will Know—She Didn’t Say Fucking Yee
