Is this a rock hard penis or a hard rock shaped like a penis?

by Intern Brooke Connolly

:::actual rock shot- I took last year this time in Utah @ Arches National Park.
I strongly recommend taking a roadtrip to Moab, Utah at least once in your life.
It is breath-taking, exciting and huge. Takes hours to get done. You might cry a little.

This rock has severe body issues. Really-really aspiring to be something it is not. 

Dear Penis Dick Cock Rock,
We love you. You don’t have to try so hard. You look like you’re going to explode. You don’t have to be quite so at attention, although we appreciate you and your eagerness to please. We will always climb up and sit upon you at Arches National Park. While the children play on the ground around your shaft bottom of your rock area. We love you no matter what shape you take, as time will erode you…Time erodes us all.
DAUGHTER:”Mommy, mommy come down from there!!!”
MOM: “NOT NOW SUZANNE, All the Mommies are up here on the cock rock for just a few minutes. Stay down there with daddy.”
DAUGHTER: “But Mommy, we want to come!”
MOM: “I know you do, Suzanne. In a few years from now, ok.”
Summer roadtrips are on my mind. Having fun is on my mind. Funning in the sunning. Especially for us here in the tri-state area. We might be getting a “SNOWACANE” today. Where are you fantasizing about going this summer?

Photo Courtesy: :::BrookeConnollyComedyArts:::

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