“I have the Pussy, so I make the Rules” t-shirt lands a Chicago woman and her dethroned vag in jail.
From NBCChicago.com
…A woman was held in contempt after a judge found the slogan on her shirt inappropriate for court…Jennifer LaPenta’s shirt read: “I have the p***y, so I make the rules.”Associate Judge Helen Rozenburg begged to differ with the 19-year-old, and sentenced her to 48-hour jail time.
At first I thought, “o,..the man judge doesn’t like the lady having a Pussy Power t-shirt on in his court.” Then, I re-read it and saw it was actually another woman, a lady judge, who put this woman behind bars and I remembered, “o right,… ladies can be judges power trip too!”
One public display of power wielding per courtroom, please.
Other shirts demonstrating authority via sexuality, potentially landing you a jail cell visit in Judge Helen Rozenburg’s courtroom include:
Men are from Mars, Women are from I’m fucking right
I’ll be the judge of that, sexy. *sexy female judge, bright red puckered lips, blond hair in bun, glasses, holding gavel showing a lot of leg under robe, wearing black pumps*
Parking for: G-Spot Fans Only, all others will be towed
My Tities-My Tyranny
License to Orgasm
Your Laws. My Body? gotta have the benjamin’s *dollar bill mosaic*
$My Dollars, My Dick gets sucked$
Tony Danza is my Bitch
You have the right to remain silent, if you’re serving time in my box
Tampa Spring Break ’88 : Official Female Body Inspector
#1 Grandma *illegible*
Justice is served in my vagina
Thy Kingdom Cum *picture of Jesus touching himself, next to an eagle and a howling wolf, next to a full moon in the stars, near a snowcapped mountain and a waterfall, green/pink/yellow lasers shooting off with lens flare effect as they collide with what appears to be planets*
Guilty as Pleasure Charged
Pussy Control: Prince World Tour Concert T-Shirt circa 1995
>And can someone contact the original t-shirt manufacturer- it really should read, “I OWN the Pussy, So I make the Rules.”…So much more powerful.
Photo & Lead Courtesy: Susie Felber via Dumb as a Blog
