What could be more romantic than wearing sexy lingerie for your special someone? How about sewing a GPS tracking device into it? Huh?! That’s right ladies. Thanks to Brazilian designer Lucia Iorio and her LindeLucy Lingerie line, your man will never have to waste another sleepless night wondering where his free-roaming, wanderlust-consumed woman is. Welcome to the “Find Me If You Can” line, where each piece of lingerie comes equipped with a very visible, pager-sized GPS sewn into the bodice. Only users with access to the tracking password will be able to view online just where in the world their significant other is. What a nightmare.
According to Iorio, this new line of lingerie isn’t about giving men control. “This collection … is a wink to women and a challenge to men because, even if she gives him the password to her GPS, she can always turn it off. She can be found only if she wants to [be].” Iorio also tries to sell the piece further by stating it could be used as a safety device. I’m sorry, but there are a hell of a lot better methods of keeping yourself safe other than sewing a GPS device into your underwear. Iorio tries to present her product as a fun, flirty, new way to spice up your bedroom, but to me, it just stirs up nausea. If for some reason any of you get “gifted” with an item from the “Find Me If You Can” line this holiday season, take my advice and disappear for good!
Photo and quotes courtesy of nydailynews.com