Going Solo This Valentines Day? 10 Sex Toys To Make You Consider Staying In

by Hannah Baxter


Ah, Valentine’s Day. The annual event can conjure up a bevy of emotions for people in any stage of a relationship. So whether you’re feeling Single As Fuck, or floating in a sea of marital bliss, we can agree that all anybody wants on this day is to feel… good. If that kind of good comes in the form of an extra large cheese pizza for one or a massive sushi boat for two (or more) then by all means, you do you.

But in the dwindling hours of this day, when almost no one can walk down a crowded sidewalk without getting smacked in the face by a bouquet of roses, we here at BUST want to make sure that nobody goes to bed without feeling some serious love.

We’ve recently uncovered some surprising facts about orgasms, as well as the need to quit portraying the female orgasm as a one-size-fits all moment in Hollywood, and now it’s time to showcase some goodies that will help you, finally, climax.

So if you’re kickin’ it solo style this February 14th, or you have a special someone to share your orgasmic bliss, we’ve got you covered! Here are some of the hottest, and most popular, sex toys to ensure that your holiday is full of feel-good moments. We hope you enjoy!


1.  Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Rabbit

If you haven’t heard already, AKA you’ve been living under a friggin’ rock, then you know that the Fifty Shades of Grey movie is being released this weekend, auspiciously in time for Valentine’s Day. So if you and your friends (or a very accommodating male lover) decide to check out the flick and find yourselves… over stimulated, then be sure to pick up this classic Rabbit vibrator with a cinematic twist. Mr. Grey certainly will see you now.



2. OhMiBod blueMotion Remote Vibrator

As many BUSTies probably know, being in a long distance relationship with a partner can seriously limit your ability to get down and dirty on the reg. If Valentine’s doesn’t fit into your travel schedule and you find yourselves inconveniently apart during the holiday, consider checking out the OhMiBod blueMotion Remote Vibrator. With a downloadable Remote App, as well as Bluetooth and Wi-Fi capabilities, this tech-savvy toy allows you to create vibration patterns for your lover from anywhere on the planet. This shit is the future.



3. Bubble Love

Raise your hand if you’ve finally discovered the pleasures of a conveniently-place water jet? Us too! But if you’re too broke to afford a full-sized Jacuzzi in your apartment bathroom (and if you’re not, please give us a call) then check out Bubble Love, a portable hot tub jet. #Bathtubgamestrong.



4. Stronic Pulsator

Want to venture away from the traditional clit-focused sex toy experience? Try the Stronic Pulsator, if for nothing else than the EPIC sounding name. It rocks back and forth in a thrusting motion for a unique sensation that will be sure to liven up a Valentine’s spent in the comfort of your own bed.


5. Share Double Dildo

If you’re not sure whether or not you’ll have company on the 14th, then get a toy you can use with or without a plus one! The Share Double Dildo can be strapped into a harness for some serious doubles play or used as a handheld for reaching your G-spot like only you know how. Remember: sharing is caring. Image via LoveHoney.




6. We-Vibe 4

Maybe the aforementioned double dildo is a bit intense for you or your partner. We get it! The insanely popular We-Vibe line might be the perfect thing to rev up your Valentine’s romp. Featuring a new design for heightened intensity and comfier fit, the vibe can even be discreetly worn inside underwear- in case you feel like starting the celebration a little early.



7. Limon Touch-Responsive Vibrator

Call us crazy, but sometimes sex toys are designed without thinking about the ERGONOMICS of the situation. Hand cramps anyone? Luckily, the folks at Minna Life created the Limon Touch-Responsive Vibrator that not only fits comfortably in both the palm of your hand and between you and your partner, but also increases the speed the harder you squeeze it. Plus, it can remember and replay any squeeze pattern you want, for a truly personalized experience. We love a good listener.



8. Ohare Vibrating Ring

You know a toy is good if Queen Bey wrote a song about it. Okay, so maybe she was singing about a different kind of ring, but the Ohare Vibrating Ring is sure to make you just as happy. Great for insertable toy play or around a willing penis, it features flexible bunny ears and a three-speed vibe. Choreographed dance moves not included.


9. Clit Kisser

Sometimes a slip of the tongue is a good thing. With the not-so-subtlety named Clit Kisser, you can have all of the expert oral caresses your little heart desires. Plus, the design kind of looks like the iconic Rolling Stones tour logo, perfect for inquiring minds when you forget to put it away after playing.  




10. Candy Wrapper Vibes

Be honest, what are the two things you crave most on Valentine’s Day? Candy? Check. A spine-tingling orgasm? Double check. This discreet Candy Wrapper Vibe (we dig the “Better Finger”) combines two of the best parts of this love-fest holiday so that you can feel your best, anywhere you like. Keep the real thing on your nightstand to make the night truly perfect. 


These are just a few of the toe-curling options for you, your partner, or any random lucky soul that gets to spend his or her Valentine’s day and night with you. Be sure to click on the links before Saturday (Babeland and Melrose Urban Female are having amazing sales) and more than anything, practice plenty of self-love! Happy Valentine’s BUSTies! 


images c/o: Babeland, SheBop, Good Vibes, Melrose Urban Female, Early To Bed, LoveHoney

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