10 Feminist AF Tank Tops To Hide Under Your Work Clothes

by Meghan Sara

Work uniforms.  Stuffy, bland, office attire.  When it comes to the things we hate about our jobs, itchy sweaters and ill-fitting blouses are right up there with “sitting through meetings that should have been emails” and that whole little detail about getting paid 77% of what our male colleagues earn.

Office Space Um Yeah

When the clock strikes five and you’re a free woman, you just want to run out into the streets and tear off your stuffy work attire – but wait! You need a feminist AF t-shirt to reveal when you rip open your starched white Ann Taylor blouse! Gurl, I got you. Here’s ten kickass feminist T-shirts for that quick-change magic trick from “working girl” to feminist WARRIOR:

Sick of patronizing work nicknames? Not Ur Babe:

Feminist Apparel Not Ur Babe

Sexism in academia – ain’t nobody got time for that. She Wants the PhD:

Feminist Apparel She Wants The PhD

Get Intersectional or GTFO: WE Can Do It!  Intersectional Rosie Women’s Tank Top:

Feminist Apparel Intersectional Rosie tshirt

If you’re a woman writing online (oh, hello!), then you’re familiar with Lewis’ Law, which states that the comments on any article about feminism justify the need for feminism. Super easy solution: Never Read The Comments:

Feminist Apparel Never Read The Comments

Your keys balled up in your fist say “No,” and this t-shirt says “Aw HELL NO.” Sick of Walking Home Like This:

Feminist Apparel Sick Of Walking Home Like This Keys Tshirt

Oh, equal pay. I Don’t Know About You But I’m Feeling 22 Cents Underpaid On The Dollar:

Look Human 22 Cents Underpaid On The Dollar

This is a great tank to go out in, and walk home in the next morning. This Slut Is Not Ashamed:

Look Human THis Slut Is Not Ashamed

“What do you do, little lady?” “I’m a biophysicist.” “How does your husband feel about you working outside the house?” Haha well No One Asked For Your Sexist Fucking Opinion:

Look Human No One Asked For Your Fucking Sexist Opinion

Thinking of burning all the Dilbert cartoons stuck to the office refrigerator in a giant bonfire, but not sure what to wear to said bonfire? Oh I got you: I Think Your Sexist Jokes Are Boring

Look Human I Think Your Sexist Jokes Are Boring

Did Greg in accounting insinuate that you, as the only woman in the office (not to mention the senior partner?), should cut up and serve the birthday cake? AGAIN? Greg, according to this cake, you are 54 years old. That’s 32 years old enough to cut your own damn cake. Sorry I’m Not Fluent In Misogynistic Douchebag:

Look Human Sorry Im Not Fluent In Misogynistic Douche Bag

So the next time you get told to “smile for customers” or laugh at a stupid joke while mentally planning to go to HR later, just think that underneath your flair-covered, official-badge wearing, stodgy work outfit is a tough AF take-no-shit Melanie Griffith BOSS BITCH and go getcha 77 cents to the dollar!


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