Donald Trump Went On A 3AM Twitter Rant And Of Course It’s Horribly Sexist And Makes No Sense

by Eleonor Botoman

Photo via Donald Trump’s Facebook Page Donald Trump’s Twitter is, to put it lightly, kind of a clusterfuck. Between contradictions and completely inaccurate conspiracies (someone forgot to delete his “China invented global warming” one), Trump always manages to out-do himself, and his latest tweets have now been added to BUST’s “Reasons Why Donald Trump Should Never Be President” list.

Last night, the presidential candidate went on a bizarre Twitter rant, and this time, he went after former Miss Universe, Alicia Machado. 

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The timing of  this tweet (3:20 AM? seriously???) definitely made us wonder what he could possibly be referencing. The L.A. Times has speculated that this tweet could refer to a number of recent stories from The Washington Post and The New York Times — none of which shine a very flattering light on the Republican nominee. 

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“My worst Miss U.” Is it because she gained weight or is it because she spoke out against your misogynistic body-shaming bullshit? 

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You’re tweeting at 5 AM, dude. I’m pretty sure that’s a far better indicator of bad judgement. Also, how exactly is she a con? Where’s the evidence? How did Alicia con Hillary? You’re complaining about the media using fake sources and you can’t even cite your own. 

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Did a Presidential candidate seriously just tell everyone to go check out a sex tape? Also, since when are sex tapes an indication of bad moral character? Not to mention, the sex tape doesn’t even exist. And it wouldn’t be a classic Donald Trump Twitter Rant without the usual racist suggestion. Given how much money and power he has (because he doesn’t pay any taxes), it would make a lot of sense for Alicia to tell her story through Hilary Clinton’s campaign rather than independently leak something online and open yourself up to Trump’s militia of lawyers. 

Since this morning, Alicia took to Instagram to respond with a statement.  

Donald Trump’s tweets have been at the center of their own conspiracies, too. Both Gawker’s Twitter Bot and a Data Analyst have found that Donald’s craziest tweets all come from an Android device, most likely his personal cell phone. His more “proper” campaigning tweets come from an iPhone. Clearly, his social media team has a hard time keeping him off the Internet during his temper tantrums. 

Donald, you should really get some sleep. 

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