BUST’s Crafty Lady in top 25 to battle for Miss Rap Supreme! Plus Hystarics!

by callie watts

Before I start with the rap talk take this in: 


BUST Magazine is proud to present “The Hysterical Festival Fundraiser”!

Read all about the Hysterical Festival here.

Get your chuckle on with performances by:

    * Heather Lawless (Be Kind Rewind, Variety SHAC, HBO’s Flight of the Conchords)
    * Mel and El (New York Musical Theatre Festival Concert Series at Ars Nova)
    * Rachel Feinstein (Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend”, Montreal Just for Laughs Festival)
    * Bridget Everett (At Least It’s Pink at Ars Nova)
    * Adira Amram (Upright Citizens Brigade, Jane Magazine)
    * Ophira Eisenberg (Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend”, US Weekly Fashion Police, VH1)

And hosted by my girl Carolyn Castiglia AKA Miss CKC!

353 W 14 St (9th Ave) on Monday April 14th at 8 PM.

$15 in advance
$20 at the door

And now: 


This is where the rap comes in, but I must warn you I am about to shamelessly blog about myself. I met CKC on the set of Miss Rap Supreme. That’s right, I am a rapper.

Perhaps you’ve heard of me before, The Talented Calisha Jenkins of Drunky Brewster Fame: The Roy of Hip Hop. AKA Berney’s Pac of 3pac$ Fame, AKA Leisure: The Princess of the Leisure Class, AKA Leash Jenks. Check me in the background all over the first episode of Miss Rap Supreme! Sadly, they don’t show me rap but they do show my counterpart Miss Danknasty, AKA The Talented Fabrisha Dankins of Drunky Brewster Fame: The Sigfred of Hip Hop, AKA Breez Danks, AKA Breezy.

The show premiers on VH1 Monday April 14th, but you can watch the spoiler here.

And check out this play-by-play. This chick loves Breezy and CKC!

Breezy and me seriously clicked with fellow comedy rapper CKC, (Got a great story about her, remind me to tell you later!). You probably read about her in BUST Magazine. She is the host of Chicks and Giggles, an all girl comedy night in New York. I am so excited BUST is sponsoring The Hysterical Festival, after the belly laughs there will be a viewing of the show! Come on down and meet the rappers, Drunky Brewster, CKC and Mami Montana will all be representing. I am sure we will all have our entourages with us, rappers roll with rappers you know. I’ll be with the Brewster Boosters: our manager manager, beer manager, pyrotechnices manager, videographer, photographer, and props manager. My other group 3Pac$ will be there too! And of course if you have mics and rappers in the same area there is bond to be a freestyle battle! Shit it happens everyday even without a mic; it’s a lifestyle you know.

Due to the contract that was the size of Moby Dick, I can’t dish any dirt until it airs but as soon as this baby drops you can check here for my Snoop-bloggy-bloggs. I will be laying down the low down. I pretty much figured out who won by being a super sleuth, of course no one can confirm but I would bet Drunky Brewster’s glass dildo organ on it (see below).

I can’t wait to tell you guys about these ladies! Oh the gossip I have been holding in. What really saddens my soul is that some of the girls with the ill-est skillz didn’t even get face time. So once this drops I will shine some light on the girls in the background. Hopefully they highlight them on the website. I know I am being a tease with all this future gossip talk, but I’m just wetting your appetite.

I have kept in touch with a lot of the ladies. I included some of them in my piece on women in rap in the upcoming issue of BUST and I will be on Lady Twist’s radio show next week on 89.5 FM 8-10 PM.

Hope to see you dudes on Monday! Imma be on the tv!  

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