When it comes to the wacky, wildcard eccentrics in your life – we got you.
Pour wine down the fallopian tubes of this hand-blown decanter and let it aerate in the uterine cavity, then pour it out of the cervix into your glass. Bonus: they donate a portion of your order to women’s reproductive health research like endofound.org.
Shecanter, $70, shecanter.com
For the friend that loves a little razzle dazzle, these flashy shades are sure to brighten up their holiday season.
Scandalous Rhinestone Lolita Sunglasses, $90, gasolineglamour.com
The game where you compete to see who’s life is the biggest dumpster fire: it comes with a toy dumpster to keep the pieces in and prompt cards asking players to tell their most trash stories about bad roommates, horrible first impressions, being broke, and then the most insane stories receive award cards. It also comes with magnetic trash charms like little bags of poop. This is the gift for your friend with the most insane tales.
Dumpster Fire Party, $40, 100soft.shop
Look at this lil Kewpie cutie. Give this to the gal that loves all things kawaii.
Smoko Kewpie Clear Keychain, $4.80, smokonow.com
Fungi loving friends will freak out for this 70’s-inspired mushroom lamp with built-in shelves.
Merry Mushroom Floor Lamp, $160, katemcenroeny.com
Don’t be a dick, you know exactly who needs this tote bag. Not only does it give big fuck you energy, but it is big enough to hold literally anything they need.
Dickheads Tote Bag, $32, themilkbarcollective.com
Does she have no fucks left to give? Give her this hilarious ornament and let her know you will always give a fuck about her.
Do You Have Any Fucks? Not Even One, Girl. Go Fish Ornament, $12, hilarioushumanitarian.com
Let them go on a different psychedelic zodiac trip every month with this Astrology Freaks calendar. Each astrology sign is on its own different bugged out adventure and the illos are so detailed they will stare deep into them daily and see something new.
Astrology Freaks Calendar + Astro Sticker, $25, killeracid.com
This site has the most insane prints for women’s suits. We are talking nuts. Your eccentric friend will lose their shit over these sets, they have every possible print you could imagine from skateboards, bananas, hotdogs and you can also have custom prints done.
Pink Land Before Time-Women’s Blazer Casual Work Office Blazer Suit Set, $50.95, golfgentry.com
