Bruise Cruise Announces Ian Svenonius to Host the Festivities!

by Emma Claire Goodman

Just when you thought hipsters could not live any more “alternative,” they went and decided to have their own cruise. Bruise Cruise is the best way for music fans to get a delightful taste of the tropics even in the middle of winter, has announced Ian Svenonius as their host for the festivities this year!

February 25-28, party aboard the Carnival Imagination, all the way from Miami to the Bahamas! And if the accomplished master of ceremonies Svenonius is not enough to entice you, musical talent for the voyage includes The Black Lips, Vivian Girls, Surfer Blood, Strange Boys, Oh Sees, Quintron and Miss Pussycat, Ty Segall, Turbo Fruits, Jacuzzi Bous, and DJ Mr. Jonathan Toubin. 

Just look at all those beautiful hipsters dancing!

Ice cream makes everyone happy! Don’t you want to be happy?

Yes, it will be this epic.

With approximately eight different concerts through out the event, and including perhaps the most amazing, most indie rock, conga line in history. Enjoy Puppetry and Pancakes with Miss Pussycat. Indulge and mingle with your ship-mates at the Open Bar Cocktail Hour. Or enjoy one, or more of the other amazing on-board perks, such as the Carnival WaterWorks, the Serenity Adult-Only Retreat, Resort Style pool, a miniature golf course, a casino, ice cream 24/7, and even a spa

Tickets are still available, but limited (it being a hipster cruise, after all), so purchase them while you can at Call 1-888-WE-GO-RELAX, or check here for further details!

All photos are from Bruise Cruise

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