Blaria Makes a Dick Pic Parody Commercial

by Audrey Cerchiara

Phoebe Robinson is taking on dick pics. The comedian behind the Blaria blog and podcast debuted a new video at the monthly live comedy showcase she hosts, Blaria Live. In September, we were delighted by her Girlfriend Intervention spoof with Daily Show correspondent Jessica Williams. For her new video, Phoebe took issue with the 21st-century version of shining armor and a white horse — courtship via dick pic.


The sold-out crowd at Blaria Live cheered — only $69.69 for a Mean Girls inspired group penis portrait, now available at Sears!

The rest of the live event was equally sharp and slightly salacious with a line-up of comedians including Aparna Nancherla of Conan, Jordan Carlos of MTV’s Guy Code, and David Huntsberger of WTF With Marc Maron. Broad City’s newest writer, Naomi Ekperigin, worked overtime as a guest comic and Robinson’s co-host for the evening. She confessed that the shaft satire reminded her of the horror she felt at receiving one herself. Not because there was a bologna pony in her inbox, but because the guy had put a filter on the photo. A sepia toned skin flute? No, thanks. 

Blaria Live is a monthly stand-up event hosted by Phoebe Robinson at Upright Citizens Brigade in Manhattan. If you’re in town for Turkey Day, check out November’s show on Tuesday the 25th at 9:30, line-up TBD.


Images and video via Blaria and whodeyrevolution.


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