Vivienne Westwood designed some nice penis necklaces for you to wear, if you want. Sport one on your first day at your new job, a wedding where you don't really know anyone, or while going through airport security. There is no wrong time to wear a penis necklace.
The necklaced was debuted in Vivienne Westwood's menswear show on January 19 in Milan. You can get these pecker pendants in silver and gold. If you want BUST's official style advice, the penis necklace is best worn with a clitoris ring. Buy one now and save it for your next holiday white elephant gift exchange!
Images via Vivienne Westwood/Facebook, Twitter
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