If you live in a state where pepper spray is illegal and you haven’t yet jumped on the Ted Cruz machine-gun and bacon bandwagon, no need to fret. Someone out there in the world sat down and thought “you know I like my purses and I like cutting up flesh but gosh-darn if I didn’t have to choose!” And now you don’t have to. This isn’t just a meat cleaver-shaped purse; it’s a bloody meat cleaver purse, because what good is a meat cleaver purse if it wasn’t just used to hack away at attackers? It's $34.95, which seems like an utterly reasonable price for the stylish elimination of assailants.




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