It's not exactly a secret among parents that when the kids are away, Mom will play. Sure, those first days watching the yellow bus drive into the distance can be difficult; but when the kids get busy, so, too, can Mom. Babeland is celebrating the joys of back to school season with a party geared toward putting the "F," among other things, back in "MILF."

This Friday, September 14, at Babeland Seattle and Babeland Brooklyn,  BUST is teaming up with our favorite sex boutique to present an evening of cocktails and giveaways designed to pamper and please.  Of course, non-moms are welcome to attend, too (we can make no guarantee that this party won't make you want to procreate, though).

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To RSVP in Seattle (707 E. Pike St.), click here.

To kick things off at BUST's inaugural event at Babeland Brooklyn (462 Bergen St.), click here.

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Both parties are free and start at 7 pm, but make sure to arrive early to snag a swag bag. Drop the kids off with a sitter and indulge in free Tito's Vodka cocktails while getting schooled by Babeland's sexperts. Who says you can't teach an old mom new tricks?

 

Above: Give an apple to the teacher, but keep this one for yourself. Forbidden Fruit vibrator available at Babeland.

 

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