ASTROLOGICAL ADVICE FOR LADIES LOOKING TO GET LAID
Gemini | May 21 to June 20
Mercury enters your sign on June 6, which means it’s time to get vocal with your lover through sexting, Skyping, or even old school, 976-style phone sex. Don’t be shy about oral either. Speak into the mic! Fireworks are in store for you on July 4 when Venus enters your sign. Time to declare your sexy independence from boring relationships that are going nowhere.
Cancer | June 21 to July 22
When the sun and Mercury make their way into Cancer on June 20 and 21, it’s time to take things to the next level with your lover. Chiron, the wounded healer, will put a damper on things when it goes retrograde on July 1, but have no fear. When Venus visits your sign on July 31, your sex drive will be back in high gear.
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
Jupiter, planet of luck, goes direct on June 9, which will make your confidence skyrocket. You’ll be in the mood to role-play, shower your partner with gifts, and put all your free time into your love life. The sun and new moon will both be in your sign on July 23, so set those sexy intentions—and add some orgasmic oomph to your ritual.
Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Mercury in Taurus will cause you to be more stubborn than usual. Take care not to scare your partner off with seriousness! Instead, focus that intensity on lovemaking to strengthen your bond. Chiron’s retrograde in July is the perfect time to focus on self-care, especially because you’ll be more sensitive than usual. Make a playlist that will help you get back in the groove.
Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
You’ll yearn for stability when Venus enters Taurus on June 4. You’d never admit it, but you want to be in a cute relationship, too. The more open you are, the easier things will be. Once Chiron goes retro, you’ll want to balance your socializing with serious “me” time. Appearances will be a priority, so invest in a big mirror and watch yourself get off.
Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
The rose-colored glasses come off June 16, when Neptune, planet of illusion, goes retrograde. It’s also a great time for a vacation, so set your apps to a new zip code and carouse with the locals. July will have you focusing on self-care as the sun enters Cancer. You’re ready to take a new step forward in improving your health, which will improve your love life.
Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
Mercury entering Gemini on June 6 is gonna help you either hash things out with your partner or fine-tune your dating profile. Either way, the boost in communication will result in a sex jackpot. Your sex drive skyrockets in July when Venus enters Gemini. This may frustrate your partner — they want to know what makes you tick! Take time for more than physical intimacy.
Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
You’re usually a tough nut to crack, but Mercury in Gemini will open you up and make you more romantic than usual. Don’t get swept away, though, because your partner may not be onboard. Don’t be disappointed; just do you, and they’ll come running back. The full moon on July 9 will help you reset, including possibly an ego-boosting, attention-getting change to your appearance.
Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
June 9’s full moon is going to make you feel more reckless than usual, which could shock your partner if you have one. You’ll feel a bit more vulnerable when Chiron goes retrograde, but don’t let that make you shy away. Things will heat up again when the sun enters your opposite sign, Leo, on July 22. Allow your partner to surprise you back.
Pisces | Feb. 19 to Mar. 20
Lucky Jupiter, one of your ruling planets, goes direct on June 9, which means the universe will be taking care of your every need. Expect lots of dates, exciting adventures, and mind-blowing sex, and the good times continue in July. You may think about settling down or getting serious, but take things slow and just enjoy the time you have. Don’t rush into anything!
Aries | Mar. 21 to Apr. 19
The first part of summer will have you re-evaluating your relationships and seeking out hookups — just be honest with your partner if you’re ready to move on, because cheating is definitely a temptation on the table. When Chiron goes retrograde on July 1, you’ll be ready to purge your life of toxic people, and it will help you be extra kind to yourself.
Taurus | Apr. 20 to May 20
Venus enters your sign on June 4, so limber up your Tinder finger or get ready to solidify things with your partner. It’s also a great time to get in shape, and sex is the best sort of cardio. The sun in Cancer will push you towards commitment, so by July you’ll be ready to go steady or reveal your feelings to a special someone.
BY: SONIA ORTIZ // ILLUSTRATED BY ADA BUCHHOLC
Top image: L'etoile double by Luis Ricardo Falero, 1881 via Wikimedia Commons
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